Squirrel. Have you ever had questions for your favorite bureau?
Have you ever wanted to write them a letter? A love letter, perhaps? Or a letter on whether or not something you peacefully own should put you in prison?
BROTHER, PUT DOWN YOUR PEN!
Stock Magic Formula
Save yourself that $1 postage stamp and spend $20 here. Try all of your burning questions for THEM and get responses as consistent and logical as a bureaucrat may provide.
Simply taketh the ball unto thine hand, gaze upon its answering ORB, breathe unto it thy breath, SHAKE THREE TIMES! AND READ! 20 custom answers! Not a single one helpful!